| Question: Where is Wayne? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Dude, he's been working out and getting shredded at our training facility in Florida, prepping for his big 2020 return to EP softball, Bro. He swole now!
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Back in April, Wayne was tinkering in his garage when he invented the shrinking ray from "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids." Through a series of mishaps, he was accidentally miniaturized. He has, in fact, attended every EP game this season, we just haven't noticed!
|
|
50.0% |
3 |
| Unfortunately, Wayne did not come back after the Avengers reversed Thanos' infinity gauntlet finger-snap thingy last year.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| He's deep undercover with the NBBA Master Batters, subtly undermining their team morale and sabotaging their equipment. How else to explain the fact that we had never beaten them before this season, yet won both meetings this year? Huh? HUH?
|
|
33.3% |
2 |
| He's been busy campaigning in Iowa and New Hampshire for the Democratic Presidential nomination. Or maybe I'm just thinking of Michael Bennet. Or Steve Bullock. Or John Delaney. Or Jay Inslee. Or Seth Moulton. Or Tim Ryan. Or Joe Sestak. Or Tom Steyer. Or John Hickenlooper. Or Gregory Whytman. Or . . . |
|
16.7% |
1 |
