| Question: In light of Dave Dombrowski's firing as President of Baseball Operations for the Boston Red Sox, who should be the team's next general manager? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| David Ortiz: He's beloved by Sox fans, would have an "in" with all of those young Dominican prospects, and makes a mean mango salsa to boot!
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20.0% |
1 |
| Brian Cashman: The guy is an absolute ninja as GM of the Yankees; I'm sure he could handle running both teams at once!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Mookie Betts: We've had player-managers in the past (think Pete Rose, Frank Robinson, etc.), so why not player-GMs? It might convince him to sign a long-term deal to stay in Boston!
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0.0% |
0 |
| John Bolton: As National Security Advisor, he was famously hawkish; why not put that battle fever to use in the A.L. East? The Taliban are flaccid wimps next to the Yanks, Rays and baby Jays!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Ted Williams: His head is rumored to be frozen in a vault somewhere, so thaw him out and let him lead the team back to postseason glory!
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40.0% |
2 |
| Santa Claus: No one knows more about Red Stockings!
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20.0% |
1 |
| Gronk: Just cuz'. |
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20.0% |
1 |
