| Question: Week 1: With the darkness of winter coming on, how about some levity? Here are some Stephen Wright quotes - choose your favorite! (10 new quotes next week!) |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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0.0% |
0 |
| 7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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0.0% |
0 |
| A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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20.0% |
1 |
| A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, “Wish you were here.”
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0.0% |
0 |
| All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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20.0% |
1 |
| Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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40.0% |
2 |
| Borrow money from pessimists-they don’t expect it back.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Change is inevitable….except from vending machines.
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20.0% |
1 |
| Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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0.0% |
0 |
| A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, “Why were you going so fast?” I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.” |
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0.0% |
0 |
