| Question: Week 2: With the darkness of winter coming on, how about some levity? Here are some Stephen Wright quotes - choose your favorite! (10 new quotes next week!) |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
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50.0% |
1 |
| Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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0.0% |
0 |
| For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Half the people you know are below average.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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0.0% |
0 |
| How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
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0.0% |
0 |
| I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add to it. |
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50.0% |
1 |
