| Question: Week 3: With the darkness of winter coming on, how about some levity? Here are some Stephen Wright quotes - choose your favorite! (10 new quotes next week!) |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
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66.7% |
2 |
| I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but I don’t have that much time.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I saw a sign: “Rest Area 25 Miles”. That’s pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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0.0% |
0 |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
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33.3% |
1 |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, “Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?” “Yes, officer, but I wasn’t going to be out that long…” |
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0.0% |
0 |
