| Question: Week 4: With the darkness of winter coming on, how about some levity? Here are some Stephen Wright quotes - choose your favorite! |
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| I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, “Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?” He said, “I don’t know.” I said, “I don’t want your job.”
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| I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”
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| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He said, “Yes, but not in a row.”
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| I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Deja Vu.” The headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”
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| I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.
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| I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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50.0% |
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| I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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| I wrote a song, but I can’t read music so I don’t know what it is. Every once in a while I’ll be listening to the radio and I say, “I think I might have written that.”
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| If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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| I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates. |
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1 |
