| Question: If Stephen King played for the Empty Pitchers, what would be his best-selling book? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Bag of Cones: Horrific tale about the EPs' haunted red canvas bag that holds our bases and 8 plastic orange cones of death.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Cari: The spooky story of Chris and Lauren's daughter, who played several years with the EPs before attending a disastrous high school prom.
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42.9% |
3 |
| Children of the Cove: A couple ends up in an eerie Wethersfield park that is inhabited by a cult of adorable tree-climbing, gum-chewing, cookie-making girls.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Christina: Supernatural tale of a classic car that is possessed by the spirit of a perky former EP who left us to go play kickball.
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0.0% |
0 |
| The Dark Towering Pop-up: Series of books concerning Caleb "The Gunslinger" and his quest to get the ball out of the infield while tracking the sinister "Man in Green".
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0.0% |
0 |
| Doctor Deep: Long-awaited sequel to "The Shining", in which Eric plays way, way back in left-centerfield while battling a nomadic band of soul-sucking creatures.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Dreamcatcher: Out in the snowy woods of Cove Park, Nancy fights aliens behind home plate.
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0.0% |
0 |
| FiringStarter: A dark and brooding Chris gets tired of pitching underhand, and decides to go to his fastball to begin our next game.
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0.0% |
0 |
| The Girl Who Loved the Guy Who Loved Tom Gordon: Psychological thriller about how Jess deals with Rob's nostalgia for past Red Sox closers while she's lost in the woods.
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14.3% |
1 |
| The Green Mike: Mr. Bigda puts on an EP jersey and discovers miraculous supernatural powers while "incarcerated" in the Empty Pitchers' lineup.
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0.0% |
0 |
| HIT, Parts 1 & 2: Nate dons scary demon-clown make-up to terrorize opposing pitchers with his uncanny ability to get on base.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Jocelyn's Game: Despite being handcuffed to a bed and hearing voices in her head, Bubbles plays a sparkling second base.
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0.0% |
0 |
| The Jonnyknockers: An invisible gas released from a long-buried alien craft allows Mr. Hinckley to crush bombs.
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0.0% |
0 |
| The Lawnmower Man: A scientist experiments on the EP manager, giving Mike statistical acumen, but condemning him to forever cut the grass at softball venues before games versus E.coli Happens.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Misery: Annie Wilkes, a crazed super-fan of Tino's song parodies, confines him in her home in an effort to get him to write a song in which the EPs enjoy an undefeated season.
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0.0% |
0 |
| The Missed: Haunting tale of EPs past, including Cliff and Mike C., and explores the foggy difference between Julie and Amy.
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14.3% |
1 |
| The Running Man: Dystopian science fiction tale about how Josh speeds around the bases while battling a series of warriors and escaped convicts. Look out for Subzero and Buzzsaw!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Salem's Bat: Joe uses his power-hitting to save Wethersfield from a growing vampire threat.
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14.3% |
1 |
| The Shinning: Revenge-thriller in which Bob, after years of taking line drives to the lower legs while pitching, vows payback on the opposing starter at a snowed-in Colorado hotel. |
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14.3% |
1 |
