| Question: How likely are the Empty Pitchers to finish the 2021 season with a winning record? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| GUARANTEED - Like the odds that, when discussing any subject whatsoever, Tucker Carlson will stare dumbly at the camera with his beady little eyes scrunched together and his mouth hanging open like a grounded bass.
|
|
60.0% |
6 |
| LIKELY - [Sorry, I had a great option for this space, but it got wedged in the Suez Canal.]
|
|
20.0% |
2 |
| EVEN MONEY - Like the chances that Arby's really does have the meat.
|
|
20.0% |
2 |
| UNLIKELY - Like the odds that the COVID-19 vaccines will give us all X-Men mutant powers. I'm hoping for x-ray vision!
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| IMPOSSIBLE - Like the chances of Pope Francis appearing in an episode of "Bridgerton". |
|
0.0% |
0 |
