| Question: Which 2021 Hollywood movie about the Empty Pitchers would you most want to see? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Nobody (Feb. 26): Mike comes around to score, gets to the bench, and asks who was keeping the scorebook while he was on base.
|
|
33.3% |
4 |
| Chaos Walking (Mar. 5): The Fighting Plankton's pitcher completely loses the strike zone, issuing bases-on-balls to 37 consecutive EP batters.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Mar. 19): Following Tino's walkoff homerun versus the Bisons, the celebrating gets out of control and he gets crushed at the bottom of a team pile-on.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Mortal Kombat (Apr. 16): Jon gets into an argument with Junior of the Hartford Stars about what constitutes a composite, and things get a bit overheated. FATALITY!
|
|
25.0% |
3 |
| Ron's Gone Wrong (Apr. 23): Franchise decides to give up softball in order to spend his Thursday evenings pursuing a career as a gigolo.
|
|
8.3% |
1 |
| The Forever Purge (Jul. 9): The EPs head to Village Pizza to celebrate a win over E.coli Happens, but then Wayne gets served a side of spoiled anchovies and, well, E.coli happens . . .
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Respect (Aug. 13): Intimidated by Jae's impressive power, opponents' outfielders move ten steps back every time she comes to the plate this season.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Wicked (Dec. 22): Rob bawms a monstah homah over the trees in left-centah at Cove Pahk, strikin' a cah in the prahcess. What a f***ing pissah!
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33.3% |
4 |
