| Question: In this age of mistruths and conspiracies, which of the following "conspiracy theories" is your favorite? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| What if air is actually poisonous, but it just takes about 80 years to kill us?
|
|
25.0% |
2 |
| What if chameleons are really all over the place, but we just can't see them?
|
|
12.5% |
1 |
| What if only the stickers were made in China?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if the first person who ate poison berries was just allergic, and we're all missing out on a delicious berry?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if oxygen makes our voices deeper, and helium brings it back to normal?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if all sports are staged, and professional wrestlers are just the worst actors?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if the Mayan calendar ends in 5105, and we've just been holding it upside down?
|
|
12.5% |
1 |
| What if everyone was once a zombie, but then there was the human apocalypse?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in Spanish?
|
|
12.5% |
1 |
| What if the CIA invented dinosaurs just to discourage time travel?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if deja vu means that you actually died, but you're just reloading to your last saved checkpoint?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if April Fools' Day is actually on April 2nd, but we've all been fooled this whole time?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if Santa Claus is real, but nobody has been good enough to receive any presents?
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| What if algebra teachers are all pirates, and they've just been using us to find the "x" so they can locate the treasure? |
|
37.5% |
3 |
