| Question: So what's the REAL reason why Major League Baseball experienced a lockout this off-season? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Vladimir Putin was just using Ukraine as a diversion. He's secretly annexed Florida and Arizona, so there's nowhere for MLB players to hold Spring Training.
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33.3% |
1 |
| MLB owners were supposed to hold their winter meetings remotely back in December, but three months later, they're STILL trying to figure out how to get Commissioner Rob Manfred to unmute on Zoom.
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0.0% |
0 |
| During the off-season, Jeff Bezos hosted a massive party for the MLB Players' Union heads aboard his superyacht in Rotterdam. In a tragic turn of events, all involved suffered concussion symptoms when they were pelted in the heads with eggs by angry Dutch citizens.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Big contracts be damned! Many of MLB's greatest stars are holding out for an invitation to play for the Empty Pitchers this season.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Greed.
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33.3% |
1 |
| Actually, both MLB and the Players' Union came to an amicable agreement weeks ago. Unfortunately, no one can locate the keys to unlock the gates to the spring training facilities. Doh! |
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33.3% |
1 |
