| Question: How likely are the Empty Pitchers to finish the 2022 season with a winning record? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| GUARANTEED - Like the chances that, after numerous launches of substandard ordinance, Kim Jong-Un will eventually (accidentally) nuke his own country. North Korea becomes No Korea. Trust me, it's coming.
|
|
20.0% |
2 |
| LIKELY - Like the odds that you will celebrate your 85th birthday before the Avatar sequels are ever released.
|
|
10.0% |
1 |
| EVEN MONEY - Like the chances that, after their fifth cup of coffee before noon, America Gets the Runs on Dunkin'.
|
|
40.0% |
4 |
| UNLIKELY - [I had a great option lined up for this space, but Will Smith slapped it out.]
|
|
20.0% |
2 |
| IMPOSSIBLE - Like the odds that Elmo gets nominated to the Supreme Court. "Tee-hee-hee! Elmo LOVES discretionary appellate jurisdiction!" |
|
10.0% |
1 |
