| Question: How likely are the Empty Pitchers to finish the 2023 softball season with a winning record? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| GUARANTEED - . . . [Svolach! There was a really funny response here, but Russia bombed it to rubble.]
|
|
75.0% |
3 |
| LIKELY - . . . [Dang! Southwest Airlines cancelled this option. And lost my luggage in the process.]
|
|
25.0% |
1 |
| EVEN MONEY - Like the chances that Twitter will . . . [ALERT: This option has been restricted per Elon Musk.]
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| UNLIKELY - . . . [Herschel Walker told me that he would supply this response, but I guess he aborted it.]
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| IMPOSSIBLE - Like the odds that Taco Bell's new . . . [Whoops! My dog just ate the rest of that option. Now he'll be throwing up words like "chalupa" all evening.] |
|
0.0% |
0 |
