Question: If the Empty Pitchers survived a plane crash in the wilderness of Western Canada (a la the show "Yellowjackets"), who would we definitely NOT eat first?
Response   Pct  Votes 
Josh - Face it, we'd never be able to catch him!   0.0%
Jocelyn - Did you ever try eating bubbles as a kid? We'd never get that soapy taste out of our mouths.   0.0%
Tino - As we explored in a past poll question, he's just too damn tough! To chew, I mean.   12.5%
Joe - Looks good on the plate, but a bit too gamey on the palate.   37.5%
Mike - We don't eat the manager. Ever. Sorry, I don't make the rules.   50.0%

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