Question: If Quentin Tarantino was an Empty Pitcher, which of the following would be considered his best film? |
Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
Reservoir Dirt Dogs -- The Empty Pitchers, decked out in black suits & ties, conspire to steal a game from our opponents. Okay, fine, Josh, you can be Mr. Pink.
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12.5% |
1 |
Pop Fiction -- Erienne keeps barely mis-hitting pitches, but they continually drop in for hits anyway. You know what they call that in France? A Bloop Royale with Cheese!
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0.0% |
0 |
Skill Bill: Volumes 1 & 2 -- Jocelyn (aka The Bubbly Bride) uses her bat like a katana to slice and dice her way through the Bisons' pitchers, finally defeating their manager, Bill, with the "5-point Palm Exploding Softball Technique."
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37.5% |
3 |
Inglovious Basterds -- Eric and Nate lead a team of undercover EP soldiers on a mission to assassinate Adolph Hitler using outstanding outfield glovework and timely hitting.
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12.5% |
1 |
Djoe Unchained -- Djoe (the D is silent) goes off on the league, blasting racist fools while batting .800 with 20 homers for the season.
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25.0% |
2 |
The Hateful Ten -- The ragtag EP lineup overcomes bad weather, infighting and betrayal to decimate the league in 2024.
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12.5% |
1 |
Once Upon a Time in HollyWethersfield -- In 1969 Wethersfield, actor Evan and stuntman Andy navigate the rapidly changing softball industry, with the looming threat of a double-header with DRS hanging overhead. |
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0.0% |
0 |